March 2012
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February 2012
People on the Internet: I love that band.
Me: OMG REALLY? LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS!!1!!11!
People at school: I love that band.
Me: no you don't.
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“If there’s someone you absolutely miss, you might find yourself talking to them...”
– Matt Berninger (via replayingthemoments)
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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“A girl recently asked me to say her name so she could hear what it sounded like...”
– Matt Berninger (via thesohoriots)
The man is a liferuiner. Perfect in every way.
(via putonyourbathingsuits)
rreptilia:
R U Mine? | Arctic Monkeys
omfg,...
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So, I have a doubt
Why cats can’t stand still just to take a picture? I mean, it would take just 3 seconds
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